Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Dear So and So... Teething

Dear So and So...

Dear Tooth Fairy,

I'm not sure if it is in your job description but could you please take a moment out of your busy schedule rummaging around under pillows to come and wave a little soothing fairy magic in the direction of my baby boy's sore gums. It really isn't fair that one so small and lovely should suffer at all.

Mum of teething baby.


Dear Emerging Teeth of Baby Boy,

Please stop clamping so hard on my boobs. It hurts.

Breastfeeding Mum of teething baby.


Dear Nipple,

Be brave. Maybe next time he won't bite you quite so hard.

Nervous breastfeeding mum of teething baby.


Dear Darwin,

How come 6 million years of human evolution hasn't managed to come up with a better model for infant dental development and mammary sensitivity during lactation?

Questioning nervous breastfeeding mum of teething baby.


Dear Kettle,

Is it time for a coffee.....?

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