Dear So and So... Online Shopping

Dear Tesco

Thanks for the tempting offer on kids clothes ordered online this week. My little boy always needs new things - he's growing so fast.

Yours with a little bit of excited anticipation and a twitching credit card,
New Customer

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Dear Tesco Website

You are actually not that easy to navigate. If there wasn't a bargain to be had I would have left by now.

Getting slightly frustrated and annoyed now,
Jaded Customer

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Dear Power Cut

Did you have to strike in the middle of my online shopping with Tesco. It was a bit like when the fire alarm went off in Asda and everyone had to evacuate the store. At least this time I could make myself a coffee while I waited...  until I remembered no electricity= no kettle. Curses.

Desperately in need of caffeine,
Powerless

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Dear Shopping Basket

I am impressed that you still had my selections in you once power was re-established, given the abrupt interruption to our session together.

Relieved to not have to start this whole process from scratch,
Returning Customer

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Dear Kids Clothes

Do you have to be so cute?

Questioning the necessity to order six pairs of trousers, even if they are all so cute,
Voice of Reason

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Dear Credit Card

Don't worry, there's an extra £10 discount to come off that total yet.

With reality of having to part with actual money sinking in,
Checking out Customer

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Dear Courier Service

Please hurry - I want my shopping NOW.

Impatiently,

Mum of rapidly growing boy