This morning, Kirk texted me to let me know that he was sending some Hallowe'en goodies our way and that they had been dispatched early.
A few moments later, another text arrived with the message:
Had I been drinking my tea at that moment it would have come snorting out of nose. My girls both wanted to know what was making me laugh out loud!
Even Kirk admitted that this was a good one, in fact possibly the Punnacle of his Career!
I leave you with evidence of my own Premature e-dracula-tion.
(Spider decoration from B&M Bargains £2.99)